The Pyrate John Sharks

Welcome to the Serrated Ventures of the Pyrate John Sharks - Pyrate, Arrrtist and Dabbler of Creative Treachery for hire.

Pyrate John Sharks

It be a Pyrate's Life fer Me every day matey. Roaming about with a shiver of Bull Sharks, me serrated ventures have taken me from my native home in the Buccaneer Port of Tampa Bay to the Voodoo Ridden Shores of Haiti, the Civilized Coasts of the Carolinas, the Pirate Shoals of Jose Gaspar and back. The hunt for loot has taken me to great places with great mates and great stories. Always on the account and dabbling in creative treachery to find me fortunes on the winds and tides...

Pyrate Offerings

Hire the Pyrate John Sharks for a variety of creative treachery. Add real Pyrate Flair to your next office party or event with my "Pictures with a Pyrate" prop setup and give your bawdy guests airbrushed Pyrate tattoos. I dabble in graphic arrrt, been known to build Pyrate props for home or office and create modern wear with Pyrate Flair, John Sharks Pyrate Brand. Not exactly sure what ye need, but something Pyratey in general?

"Rouse the Cap'n" to seek an accord. 

Pyrate Life

This be a pictorial collection of me creative works in artistic treachery, prop making, body painting, pyrate tattooing, events, paddleboard adventures and whatever pyratical accounts that I be having over the last few years, so pour ye some rum and have a gander...

Rouse the Cap'n


Pyrate John Sharks

(813) 293-5297